Breathe Through Your Arse: A Memoir - Signed Paperback

✍️ Breathe Through Your Arse: A Memoir — Signed Edition

Want something a bit more personal? Here’s your chance to grab a signed copy of my debut memoir, Breathe Through Your Arse.

It’s raw, unfiltered, heartbreaking, hilarious, and sometimes downright ridiculous — twenty-one years of my life poured onto paper with Glaswegian humour, grief, chaos, and the kind of stories you’ll swear I made up (spoiler: I didn’t).

Each copy is signed by me — the wonderful me (lol) — so it comes with a wee extra dose of cheek and love.

Perfect as a keepsake, a gift, or proof that yes… you really do own a book called Breathe Through Your Arse. 🍑📚