Breathe Through your Arse: A Memoir

So… what’s this book all about?

Breathe Through Your Arse is my debut memoir — twenty-one years of my life poured onto paper. It’s raw, unfiltered, heartbreaking, hilarious, and sometimes downright ridiculous.

Inside you’ll find grief, chaos, inappropriate laughter, love, trauma, and the kind of stories you’ll wish were made up (spoiler: they’re not). One minute you’ll be howling, the next you’ll be sobbing, then questioning life itself — basically, emotional whiplash in paperback.

This isn’t a polished fairy tale. It’s a ride. And if you’ve ever whispered “Why me?” in the dark, this book is for you.

✨ Available in Kindle, Paperback, Hardback, and Signed Editions (because aye, signed by the wonderful me lol).